Hymns and Noah

If you can't read what the picture say, here's it is:

Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark.....

1.) Don't miss the boat.

2.) Remember that we're all in the same boat.

3.) Plan ahead, it wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

4.) Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

5.) Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that has to be done.

6.) Build your future on high ground.

7.) For safety's sake, travel in pairs.

8.) Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

9.) When you're stressed, float a while.

10.) Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

11.) No matter the storm, when you are with God, there's always a rainbow waiting. :)

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How well do you know your hymns? Enjoy!

Dentist's Hymn:

--Crown Him with Many Crowns

Weatherman's Hymn:

--There Shall Be Showers of Blessings

Contractor's Hymn:

--The Church's One Foundation

The Tailor's Hymn:

--Holy, Holy, Holy

The Golfer's Hymn:

--There's a Green Hill Far Away

The Politician's Hymn:
--Standing on the Promises


The Florist's Hymn:
--In the Garden


Optometrist's Hymn:

--Open My Eyes That I Might See

The IRS Agent's Hymn:

--I Surrender All

The Gossip's Hymn:

--Pass It On

The Electrician's Hymn:

--Send The Light

The Shopper's Hymn:

--Sweet Bye and Bye

The Realtor's Hymn:

--I've Got a Mansion Just over the Hilltop

...and for those who speed on the highway, a few hymns:

45mph ------------ God Will Take Care of You

65mph ------------ Nearer My God To Thee

85mph ------------ This World Is Not My Home

95mph ------------ Lord, I'm Coming Home

100mph ---------- Precious Memories